Operator: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?
Me: I’m being followed by a moonshadow.
Operator: Moonshadow?
Me: Moonshadow.
Operator: (pause) Sir, it’s one o’clock in the afternoon. It’s full daylight. What moonshadow?
Click. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …
Operator: Sir?
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:05:16
This is awesome. Now I have the song in my head. Thanks.
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:10:57
Also me, gee thanks Grill… Ya really ruined the Benny Goodman I was listening to. And if I ever lose my mouth
All my teeth, north and south, hmmmmm
Aug 29, 2012 @ 16:40:04
Irony: I just applied for a 9-1-1 dispatching job, then saw this post.
Okay, not really irony, but a fun coincidence.