Stick Yer Head

OK, in honor of the Rapture I’ve rewritten (slightly) a country-type song I wrote for a past episode of Late Night Off Center. You’ll have to figure the tune out for yourself, but if you’re playing at home just throw E, A, A7, Bm and B7 together in the right order. Oh, it is kind of an evil song but slightly less evil than the version Tommy Deadwyler and I performed at LNOC. And originally the song was about 2012, but since the end of the world has been moved up, I’ve changed it a little, and just in time apparently. Enjoy!

You could stick yer head between yer legs

And kiss yer ass goodbye;

The Rapture is around the corner,

So the shit’s about to fly;

Won’t get no second chances,

Might as well enjoy the ride, before ya

Stick yer head between yer legs

And kiss yer ass goodbye.

Don’t waste yer time a’ worryin’,

There’s lots that you can do,

Like go to work buck nekkid,

And tell the boss, ‘f—k you’.

Take up fishin’ with dynamite,

They’re only fish, so it’s alright,

Go to church and start a fight,

Kick the preacher just for spite.

Forget the past, forget tomorrow,

Yer livin’ for today,

We’re gonna bite the big one,

So get on yer knees and pray.

Go on out and leave yer mark,

Make a grand farewell,

Before the Earthly curtain falls,

Ya gotta raise a little hell.

Won’t be no repercussions,

Yer sins will be erased,

‘Cause pretty soon this big old world’s

Gonna be laid to waste.

Make a pass at a Catholic nun,

Start a race war just for fun,

Fly a space ship to the sun,

Give a child a loaded gun.

So …

stick yer head between yer legs

And kiss yer ass goodbye,

The Rapture is around the corner

And the shit’s about to fly;

Won’t get no second chances,

Might as well enjoy the ride, before ya

Stick yer head between yer legs

And kiss yer ass goodbye.

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