My Recent Call to 911

Operator: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency?

Me: I’m being followed by a … by a … moonshadow.

Operator: Moonshadow?

Me: Moonshadow.

Operator: (pause) Sir?

Me: Leaping and hopping on a … on a … moonshadow.

Operator: Moonshadow?

Me: Moonshadow.

Operator: Sir! It’s one o’clock in the afternoon, the sun is shining. What are you talking about?

 

Click. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz …

Operator: Sir?

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